Post your Jokes!

[Dpricenator]

This thread is where I want to come when I need a chuckle. Plus I am always cracking jokes at work and need a place to get new material. so post up a joke or 2.

Here is the joke my kid just got me with

What does a Nosey Pepper do?





Get's Jal-ap-eno buisness

 

[Marius van schaik]

Uhmmmm.

3 guys are walking in the desert and are dried out.
They see a house the owner tells them if you say something to the pool it will turn into that thing you said
One guys says icecream and jumps in
The second guy says lemonade and jumps in
The third guy stubs his toe and says poop..... to be continued

 

[MailManX]

What do you call a midget fortune teller who has escaped from prison? ....... A small medium at large.

 

[slowngreen]

When Chuck Norris left for college, he told his father "you're the man of the house now."

 

[nulli]

Oh you giveaway whores.

 

[Dpricenator]

Oh you giveaway whores.

Nah posts in here do not count.

 

[L3 RC]

If you are dating an amish girl, how do you differentiate between a romantic candlelit dinner and just a regular dinner?

 

[Dpricenator]

Dunno...HOW?

 

[MailManX]

Dunno...HOW?

Dude! That WAS the joke! (how do you differentiate between a romantic candlelit dinner and just a regular dinner?). Isn't every Amish dinner eaten by candlelight? Wait, did you just yank my chain? If so, good one!

 

[Dpricenator]

Dang man, I thought you had a punch line coming after stating the obvious.



Wait, yeah I got you good......

 

[gearhead455]

What do you do if you get attacked by a gang of circus clowns?

Go for the Juggler

 

[Dpricenator]

LOL Nice

 

[L3 RC]

Dude! That WAS the joke! (how do you differentiate between a romantic candlelit dinner and just a regular dinner?). Isn't every Amish dinner eaten by candlelight? Wait, did you just yank my chain? If so, good one!

Winner!

 

[L3 RC]

Do you think OJ will stay single or will he take another stab at marriage?

 

[colbythenoob]

This thread is where I want to come when I need a chuckle. Plus I am always cracking jokes at work and need a place to get new material. so post up a joke or 2.

Here is the joke my kid just got me with

What does a Nosey Pepper do?





Get's Jal-ap-eno buisness

98 percent of fords are still on the road today, the other 2 percent made it home, i noticed not enough car jokes,

 

[RC_User]

Do you think OJ will stay single or will he take another stab at marriage?

If he marries a rich woman he might make a killing.

 

[L3 RC]

If he marries a rich woman he might make a killing.

That situation might actually fit like a glove

 

[nulli]

What's long, hard and full of seamen?

 

[Cmbscx10]

What's long, hard and full of seamen?

A D*ck? No No.. A submarine? No No.. A Female body builder? No No.. A turkey baster at a pregnancy clinic????? I give up.